Morning Sports Report: See a Catamaran crash, Mr.Amlost 3000 Derek Jeter is hurt, Birthdays, and more…

I didn’t even know what a Catamaran was, now I do. Nice action pic of the crash. Here is the video. (DailyMail)

Jeter is hurt!!! The quest for 3000 hits has halted. (NYDN) (NYPost)

This story of a Cuban defector will start your day off well. (Charlotte Observer)

MAVS know how to party, or at least Mark Cuban does (NYP-Page6)

Chicago writer agrees, Wrigley Field IS a dump. (Suntimes) Photo Credit: Tom Cruze (Sun Times)

The Cecil Newton Law (DNJ)

Coach Fisher and Heimerdinger play Chairty Golf (Tennessean) Photo Credit: George Walker IV (The Tennessean)

Study shows early birds to better during the day and worse at night. Conversely, night owls do worse during day games and better at night. Study is flawed as hell. Too many confounding factors.  (Medpage) (Wired

Know that kid from the Oregon Ducks football team who was pulled over doing a 118, well turns out it wasn’t his car. It was rental….rented by school employee. He paid for it’s use but let’s see what the NCAA thinks. (USA Today)

Former Nebraska player was shot (Omaha)

Broken bats a problem? (Postcrescent)

The CFL, the league that Terrelle Pryor essentially said thanks but no thanks, thinks drug-free is the way to be. (

Detroit Tigers OF Brennan Boesch is a superstitious fellow. He believes the growth around his face directly contributes to his recent plate prowess. (FreePress) Photo Credit: Dave Reginek (Getty Images) 6-8-11

Talking about hair, Gervinho will be taking his as well as his talent to Arsenal, maybe. (Goal)

This HS is stacked with D-1 kids. (AJC)

The perp who killed Cortez Smith, Wayne State football player, has been apprehended. (Myfoxdetroit)

Serena Williams could have died but she is all better now. (DailyMail)

Josh Freeman is ready to have a 3 day mini-camp with his football team. I like the kid, think he could be a star but the fro gotta go, haha. (TBO)

Random news which is mostly criminal activity

Does this look like a woman who would run over her Boyfriend? (Union Leader)

Girl survives rabies without a vaccine (Seattle times)

College Professor stalks former student (clickondetroit)

This young lady and her kids kill kittens (WTSP)

Brain Training works (LATimes)

Police break-up criminals running underage sex parties. No United player joke here…. (SKY)

EA sold out (Forbes)

A proud rapist goes away for awhile (TheAge)

Sssssssomebody ssssssstole a sssssnake from a pet “ssssstore”, “Thievesssss!” (Heraldnet)

Wine Kegs = Brilliance (Chicago Tribune)

Super WTF story of the day: Japanese man collected 500 spit samples of almost 4000 girls he had contact with in 17 years. He also recorded everything on tape to do his dirty afterwards. (NDTV)

Guy ran out of the hospital in his birthday suit. (AJC)

Speaking of birthdays

Former Seminole and current Viking Lorenzo Booker is 26

Former Ravens great Chris McAlister is 33. 

Donald Trump, former owner of United States Football league team the New Jersey Generals, is 65. Who dares to call him a senior citizen today?

And apparently today is the anniversary of the Vancouver Stanley Cup riot, who knew. 

Alright, thats all I got….later!!!

Willie Mays celebrates 80th birthday at San Fransico Giants ballpark. (Clap it up)